A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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