Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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