do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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