New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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