am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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