Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
