So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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