Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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