i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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