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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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