hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Please, let me fuck your mom
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize