"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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