I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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