I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
so much tequila, so little girl.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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