Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How naked do you want me to be?
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