By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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