i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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