We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
