I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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