Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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