You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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