i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she smelled like a LAN party
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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