i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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