Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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