Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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