Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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