you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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