if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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