We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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