I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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