At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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