is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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