real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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