Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
North Korea, Best Korea!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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