god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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