Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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