Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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