: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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