Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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