Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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