would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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