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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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