We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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