I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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