And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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