dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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