they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
vagina is talking i cant
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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