When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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