I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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