But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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