I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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