yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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