We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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