I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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